Great lines from past podcasts

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Postby Eric Holland » May 17th, 2011, 12:33 am

"Ive been on the wrong end of the Arora beat-down-stick and...its not a good time." - Wrenn

"Half of Zahar is dead and the other half is kicking twice as much ass." - Eric

"You lied to us" - Arora "Yes" - Brandis
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cailin » May 17th, 2011, 9:18 am

"I don't like the way you're fondling that Baelor." - Sam
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Tu'Binh Kimquanan » June 23rd, 2011, 6:13 pm

"I'll send you to the Nine Hells" - Hugh to Siricha as he fires the killing blow. :twisted:
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Thoth » June 24th, 2011, 3:03 am

"I've been eaten by worse than you!" - Deomin, mere seconds before an Ilithid ate his brain, killing him instantly

*Red light blinks* - RA-4
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cailin » June 24th, 2011, 10:59 am

Cailin: Oooh! And since it's radiant light passing through a water creature, there's a little rainbow!
Dan: Oh my god!
Cailin: A deadly rainbow! That kills it in rainbow-y goodness.
*it explodes*
Arora: So beautiful.
*a tear rolls down her cheek*
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Kowal » June 24th, 2011, 8:49 pm

"I'm Brandis!"
"Oh god, what was that?"
"I don't know, I think it was Brandis!"
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby DoomIslands2ndCousin » June 28th, 2011, 1:51 pm

I just listened to Ep.61 and (warning, spoilers) the entire dialog between Arora and the dragon was hilarious, especially when the DM became clearly frustrated.

After Arora diplomacizes Borkat (sp?) into a deal, he roars and the DM says:
"The entire cavern vibrates, you see a stalag...top one fall to the ground and turn into a stalag-bottom one ..."

Later, after a long and heated argument about Borkat helping against Arath, the DM seems to be cornered and says:
"He just stares at her, for what feels like a very long time, ... , just staring her down, looking down ... even from across the room it's a significant amount of down ... very tall man, very short dwarf ..."

And finally, when all is said, he exits, the DM says:
"If a bird can fly angrily, that's what it is doing."


Awesome!
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Eric Holland » June 28th, 2011, 2:08 pm

That interaction was amazing! I feel like it was the epitome of Arora negotion tactics. Insistant to the end, unforthcoming of information, and ultimately VICTORIOUS!
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby MikeD » June 28th, 2011, 2:28 pm

Just for clarifications sake? Stalactite = Ceiling one, Stalagmite = Ground one, just remember G for ground and C for ceiling.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cailin » June 28th, 2011, 3:03 pm

Eric Holland wrote:That interaction was amazing! I feel like it was the epitome of Arora negotion tactics. Insistant to the end, unforthcoming of information, and ultimately VICTORIOUS!


It's called Diplomacy by Attrition
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cailin » June 28th, 2011, 3:03 pm

MikeD wrote:Just for clarifications sake? Stalactite = Ceiling one, Stalagmite = Ground one, just remember G for ground and C for ceiling.


Or we could adopt the new terms: Stalactop and Stalagbottom.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Eric Holland » June 28th, 2011, 3:06 pm

Stalagcop and Stalagrobber?
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » August 4th, 2011, 8:33 am

Episode 75

Wrenn - "What? I didn't even say anything wrong! All I said was that he had some daddy issues..."
Deomin - "Don't invite me to into your house and say 'don't comment on the art work'..."
Hugh - "All I did was call him a little baby f***** ass..."
Brandis - "Does Brandis ever refer to himself in the third person? Sometimes... when it suits him..."
Arora - "Wrenn, go apologize to him. No, write a note. No, I'll write the note and you sign it!"

Basically, it's the dialog from ~3:52:00 through 3:56:00 lol
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby jaycub » August 4th, 2011, 11:51 am

"Don't sassy Me."-Wrenn
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cailin » August 5th, 2011, 12:15 pm

Ep 77

"And then... Shop... cleaned... EVERYTHING!!!" - Dan
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » August 5th, 2011, 12:25 pm

Cailin wrote:"And then... Shop... cleaned... EVERYTHING!!!"

"EPIC MOP!"
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Icephisherman » August 8th, 2011, 2:09 pm

Verbatim:

"Brandis handed out asskickings like a free sample guy at Costco."
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » October 20th, 2011, 10:52 am

"Wrenn doesn't even know what the Great Wall of China is."
Episode 87 01:43:45
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Greg » October 20th, 2011, 11:03 am

Speaking of that, I was a bit wrong about the Great Wall from space thing:
http://www.snopes.com/science/greatwall.asp

I was correct in remembering that you CAN indeed see lots of man-made structures from space (highways, airports, bridges, dams) but the Great Wall of China is actually special in that it's barely discernible from low-Earth orbit due to it being largely the same color as the soil around it.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Tu'Binh Kimquanan » October 26th, 2011, 5:41 am

Episode 87: Arora - "IN AND OUT, GUYS! IN AND OUT!"

That's what SHE said... :o
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » October 26th, 2011, 8:32 am

I'm not sure if it was in Episode 87 or 88 but...

Sam - "Arora is John the Baptist to Wrenn's Jesus,"

Anyone have a specific time stamp?
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Sam » October 26th, 2011, 10:11 am

"Arora is John the Baptist to Wrenn's Jesus,"


It was during the recap of our coup in the Devil town in Dark World.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » October 26th, 2011, 10:21 am

THAT'S IT! I am the devil savior after all lol
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Eric Holland » October 26th, 2011, 2:59 pm

JB doesnt get enough cred. JC overblown.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby DoomIslands2ndCousin » December 3rd, 2011, 11:57 am

"Hell, hell, I know it well
1, 2, 3 - here we come, Bell!"

I burst out laughing at this part ... got some very strange looks on the bus :D
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » December 5th, 2011, 9:24 am

DoomIslands2ndCousin wrote:"Hell, hell, I know it well
1, 2, 3 - here we come, Bell!"

Oh man... 100% fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants RP at its finest :lol:
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » December 12th, 2011, 10:27 am

"Holy shit! A monster missed Wrenn's AC!"
I just thought I would relive the glory of that moment from last session :D
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Thoth » December 16th, 2011, 12:21 pm

Brandis: "Thoth's Balls!"

I made a highlight clip on Twitch, but I can't get it to play. Maybe clips need to be longer than 6sec?
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cyalpha08 » December 23rd, 2011, 12:03 am

Horny Eye Door Guy: "IF A YELLOW ROCK IS THROWN IN A PURPLE POND. WHAT HAPPENS?"
Hugh: "It gets wet?"
Horny Eye Door Guy: "CLOSE ENOUGH."
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby SWMadness » December 27th, 2011, 3:20 pm

Another great one from the last session:

Arora: "Well if you're insane, how do you know if you're still sane or not?"
Hugh: "I don't know.... I think it would taste differently."

Honestly, I could post most of what happened when you guys roleplayed out everyone losing their minds. Between that and the return of Magical Badger I was laughing way too hard. :lol:
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cailin » January 9th, 2012, 10:48 am

One of my favorite pre-game chatter moments from Ep 96:

Cailin: Which wrist watch is the Swiss wrist watch?
Lincoln: The one Will Wheaton was wearing!
Cailin: What?
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Cyalpha08 » January 12th, 2012, 9:03 pm

Episode 98. I found this hilarious
Dan: How many servants does it take to wipe wrenn after he uses the bathroom?
Lincoln: None! Fastidious Ritual! Wrenn hasn't wiped himself in years!
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Dan » January 13th, 2012, 1:36 am

All I choose to remember is
Cyalpha08 wrote:Lincoln: Wrenn hasn't wiped himself in years!
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Eric Holland » January 13th, 2012, 12:16 pm

Did Wrenn magic his own ass, or did someone else magic it for him?
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » January 13th, 2012, 12:23 pm

Fastidious ritual - essentially turns Wrenn's skin into teflon. No need to wipe since everything just beads off!
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby jaycub » January 16th, 2012, 12:25 am

"He's a dick! So he got dick punched!" Yep.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Thoth » January 20th, 2012, 12:36 am

The line breaks for the rhyme didn't keep when I saved the clip, but it's just going to have to be good enough.

http://www.twitch.tv/thursdayknights/b/306011651
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby MikeD » January 20th, 2012, 1:56 am

Sam: Yes he was a little Cunty

Cailin: and a little bit rock and roll?
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Tu'Binh Kimquanan » January 21st, 2012, 6:28 am

"I'll send you to the Nine Hells" - Hugh to Siricha as he fires the killing blow. :twisted:


We strike out that entry for this more Hugh-ish entry from the last episode my Watcher listened to yesterday at work:

"Archer's Glory, b*****s." :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Eric Holland » February 9th, 2012, 1:54 pm

Pinter pulls out a crazy looking pinwheel in the middle of an abberant dark world.

Brandis:"Oooh!" starts to blow
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby countingku » February 9th, 2012, 2:18 pm

So, what you're saying Eric is that Brandis is a lot like James Woods on Family Guy.

Oooh, piece of candy.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby Eric Holland » February 15th, 2012, 3:06 pm

"So dark the con of Wrenn" - Expect me to say this a lot when Im disappointed by things.

"Seldi is getting married to a jerk kid."
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby imafrog29 » February 16th, 2012, 7:09 am

Dwarf of Ogma - "The Crown? You don't even know......It is the crown of Ogma himself."

Wrenn - "F*ck me"
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » March 9th, 2012, 10:39 am

Wrenn: (refering to Stoyla) "I would never tell her no."
Arora: "I would."
Wrenn: "And that's why she will come to me... I'm the cool parent."
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby jaycub » March 13th, 2012, 1:29 am

Wrenn: "I speak for the Devil's."

Arora: "So like a evil Lorax."
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby imafrog29 » March 20th, 2012, 8:20 am

Mad Maddox Episode

Eric: What kind of breath weapon do you have?
Lincoln: I have a great sword.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby lincoln » March 20th, 2012, 8:58 am

I think this is thread is the one I get most excited about when there is a new post. Whenever I re-read them it ALWAYS makes me giggle like a little girl. It's pretty awesome that I can remember the scene from almost ever line quoted in here too :lol:
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Postby AlchemicFox » March 20th, 2012, 6:26 pm

I still don't think anything has made me laugh harder than

"I'M BRANDIS!" (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby imafrog29 » April 5th, 2012, 7:11 am

Black Dragon Episode 59 - For the Fallen

Dan/Brandis - "That dragon is between a rock and getting is f*cking ass kicked!"

...little did he know.
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Re: Great lines from past podcasts

Postby imafrog29 » April 11th, 2012, 11:01 am

"Zahar, experience is power. You could train every day for a hundred years and I would still be a thousand lifetimes ahead of you."

- Brandis at his most badass
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